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Paul Whitehouse Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke Mrs. Ted

Simon Day Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Paul Bigley Short Tom

Arabella Weir Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Mark Williams Confirmed Bachelor

Louise Brill Lulu

Eryl Maynard Miss Paxman

Simon Roberts Cousin Jack

Miranda Richardson Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Gina Bellman Henrietta Spain

Catherine Newell Arm Wrestling Woman

Fiona Allen Dog Barking Woman

Helen Creegen Line Dancing Twin

Debbie Stringer Line Dancing Twin